Monday, February 8, 2016

DOOM trailer REACTION!! IMPRESSIONS!!! AND... Let's not gloss over a brutal truth about the "NEW" gaming industry...

********Just keep in mind that every all CAPS word and swear words are supposed to be read in Samuel L. Jackson's and ALSO one of the greatest character roles written by Quentin Tarantino of all....... Jules Winnfield.

FINALLY MOTHERFUCKERS we got to feast our eyes on the new DOOM "campaign mode" which is basically a gory throw down in hell. The gang sit down to Give Louis the chance to REACT to the new gameplay trailer & then we jizz all over the buttery goodness this game looks like it just MAY have the potential to do just THAT.  ALSO WE GOT A RELEASE DATE! In true Bethesda Style.


Then shortly after Louis reacts to the DOOM trailer, WE ALL react to The "not that fine" Brothers and PlayStation trying to monopolize on two GIANT portions of YouTube.. "React Videos" and "Let's Plays" .. For whatever reason, these big companies are aiming their cross-hairs on ownership of self produced content ( such as this channel ) and the Sony "Let's Play" trademark lawsuit .. that's right, folks... channels like ours would be fucked before we even got started.  The balls on these fucks. Continued below, I explain the most simple form of "Letting the SUITS hear your voice" The simplest form of "Fan Ownership" has stepped in STRAIGHT OUTTA NOWHERE and a collective conscious of BAMF wildcards like "I take NO shit Gamers and FUCK YOU THIS IS MY ART Content Creators" banned together and did the unthinkable...it's so simple it's brilliant...  They joined forces, swept toward an important issue and influenced ACTUAL change. that gives me faith in the future of Gaming, Creators and just plain dudes from Montana.


WHICH THEN BRINGS US TO THAT SIMPLE PASSAGE FROM ABOVE
"Simple, Yet brilliant..."

In an interesting turn of events, just days after The "fine" Bros Entertainment announced their intentions to own "REACT videos".. they lost over 450 thousand PREVIOUS SUBSCRIBERS in a day and a half. The Brothers STILL have MILLIONS. Yea no big deal or anything.... If you're not Michael Pachter, you're not freaking out in front of a blood effigy of paperwork and briefcases. Please, don't mind my johnny-on-the-spot Fan Fic about a loud mouth who tosses numbers around to stir up the market buzz and so far these days he's more miss than hit, although I agree with him on other issues.  I MOTHERFUCKING DIGRESS.. we were speaking calmly about the shit brothers and their attempted coup to own the "react Video" actually listened to the fans ( or one of the sweaty corporate fucking BORED member who helped come up with this hilariously idiotic idea made them backtrack ) "Well... they have MILLIONS of followers that's a rug burn, man" Not the corporate numbers division who are tracking not per quarter... but they run meta data & simulation models on ESTIMATED GROSS.......... QUARTERS IN ADVANCE. If you've found this blog than the chances are you may ALREADY KNOW this stuff. If you're new and had no idea about how and why these GIANT public Video Game companies bringing in BILLIONS per year. 

This is why I believe that the trend toward all of the AWESOME Indie games being brought over to the console of your choice... The second coming is ACTUALLY happening RIGHT NOW and now, because of the simple PS4 development, guys like me who miss out on all of the greatest PC games out there.... is SOON getting a masterclass of a very small dev team with just the right amount of game play and storytelling combo that's good enough to keep you hooked to all aspects of the game that takes place in ONE area for most of the entire game. "Gone Home" .. It's a real breath of fresh air to see art being made NEARLY independently and you can just get lost in a piece of art.... without the corporate influence cash-flow and board meetings......

So do we have a chance in hell to continue showing up with our friends and colleagues who feel the same way and take ACTION.. If ANY private company attempts to steal or patent popular slogans in sneaky ways so they could steal from regular content creators like maybe even you or US here @THELOUDTABLE SHOW THEM WITH YOUR WALLETS FIRST....quit subscriptions, stop crowdfunding, unsubscribe... do the things that really make these white collared freaks behind the scenes worry about the projections two Q's from now. It makes them SHAKE IN THEIR MUTHA FUCKIN' BOOTS, KIDS! 



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If you've actually made it this far.. first off WOW.. and most of all thanks for reading. Don't take this point of view as nihilistic or cynical in a way that I obviously understand the nuance to. My goal for this Blog here was to enlighten while hopefully getting a few laughs but I am very passionate about gaming and our small communities and when i see the BULLSHIT train pull up at MY stop.. I just have to say something about it. Because if you become the guy or girl who decides to keep quiet and not let your mind leak out into your fingers than you have a few things to work on. First and foremost, to finally stop lying to yourself. Grab a friend who "knows" we all have those folk... Well the very luckiest of us. Turn the system on, paddle up, game on.... "Save Often" from your buddies over here at The Loud Table Studios.

Lisa, The Loud Table girl is an amazing mascot for us with one of the best back stories EVER and You'll be able to read that eventually RIGHT HERE ( if there's no link I'm not fucking done yet.. Jesus...)


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Thank you.. Now apparently i'll be damned!!! shitfire. This BLOG conjured up a new blog all entirely last night during a nightly binge.. of anti-oxidants. So get ready for that one, LOUDERS!


******This entire section became so saturated with writing/characters and some dude who helped "True Romance" become a thing, Mr. Quentin Tarantino. Link to that BLOG post below ( soon )

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